Question 1 : Somebody insults you. What do you do?
Kill them. Quietly.
Beat them to a pulp with your super-cool wrestling moves.
Order someone else to "deal with them".
You were asleep, so you didn't notice. You'll just stay asleep.
Enslave them with the power of your voice, and force them to apologise.

Question 2 : It's a lovely spring day. You...
Sleep.
Cook for the entire household, then go and watch TV.
Plot your next criminal activity. Sunlight is a waste of time.
Are nocturnal, so you don't care. And you live underground, anyway.
Go outside. And shoot things.

Question 3 : Where do you spend most of your time?
In front of a mirror, putting on my glitter mascara.
Dreamland.
On the internet.
Polishing my gun.
Underground.

Question 4 : What's your favourite colour?
Red. Blood red.
My jumpsuit is a particularly nice shade of green...
I can't remember.
Sparkly.
I have no time for such frivolities.

Question 5 : What do people generally say about the way you look?
"You look dead. Actually, you look undead."
"Will you go out with me?"
"N-n-no c-comment..."
You're not usually awake/lucid enough for that.
"How old are you, six?!"

Question 6 : What animal would you be?
Cat.
Dolphin.
Gorilla.
Sloth.
Something cool, and unusual.