Question 1 : How did you get together?
We slowly drifted across the line from "friendly outings" to "dates".
Just a good chat-up line. Fifty-ninth time lucky, eh?
Our team won the league and we accidentally kissed whilst celebrating.
We realised our feelings whilst being shot at.
It's a complete mystery.

Question 2 : What do you fight about?
What to watch on TV.
Who the best sportsperson is.
Politics.
Feminist issues.
Anything we can.

Question 3 : What are your dates like?
Traditional candlelit dinner.
Picnic under the stars.
A night at the movies.
Going to see the big game.
We don't date. Just threaten each other with bodily harm.

Question 4 : What problems might stand in your way?
Lack of time spent together.
Total disinterest from one party.
We're both completely insane.
Social differences and a big ocean.
Age differences, species differences, moral differences... Actually, a lot of things.

Question 5 : Which of these best describes your relationship?
Sweet.
Romantic.
Intense.
Tempestuous.
Illicit.