Have you ever watched TV programmes made for babies? In general they're so weird you just have to wonder what the writer was taking when they came up with it. Well, it seems it's no different for picture books. Following extensive research, I present to you the very strangest picture book titles I could find.

Each one is linked to the book's page on Amazon, to prove its authenticity. Also each cover is displayed as a 96x96 icon which you could use on MSN, if you so wish. (This being the original reason for my "research". And by "research" I mainly mean sifting through the 2000 highest selling picture books on Amazon.)

Oh, and there are snarky comments. Because snark is fun.

That explains a lot about the internet.		Use your toe instead?		The air force's secret weapon.		The new version of the REM classic.
No, really?		Indeed.		And the Gothic arches too.		It's why giraffe discos are always a disaster.
It's "Snakes on a Plane" for toddlers.		That zebra is higher than the writer.		But no trousers.		They're jealous of their friend's hat.
That'd be an "m" sound followed by an "oo"?		A name quite substantial for a pubescent.		As do we all.		Just... WTF.
They should teach the giraffes then.		Mummy is a mutant?		He's not very good at it though.		Considering their size, could one be unobvious?
Ha ha ha. How punny.		He lost his license for speeding.		Pottyhats are so in this season.		Chavalicious, mon.
Looks like he's after some buttsecks.		He's actually the sulky vulture.		Yes, not drowning might be a good idea.		It comes with a free "success chart".
...had a fight?		You're standing on him!		Whereas other people draw them.		Sounds like a pretty nasty disease.