Written by Michelle (Keikolilo).

1. At crazy times, you say 'Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums.'
2. When you go to a fancy restaurant, you insist on trying caviar.
3. You have decoded the codes that run along the bottom of the pages and can write and read the codes fluently.
4. You smirk and steeple your fingers a lot.
5. You wear foil hats to deflect 'brain-probing rays' attacking your brain. You even have collection of them!
6. One of you must-see holiday destinations is Ireland.
7. You cried - no bawled - when Root died in the 4th book.
8. You write using the AF codes to your friends.
9. You badger everyone you know to read AF.
10. You say 'D'arvit' quite often...
11. You tend to make quite a lot of sarcastic comments.