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Date written: 19th September 2006
Rating: U
Genre: Humour
Spoilers: None
Synopsis: Artemis and Butler come home to find Juliet acting a little strangely. Perhaps she's had too much grog...
Written to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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