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Date added: 30th June 2004
Rating: U
Genre: Humour
Spoilers: None
Synopsis: After a shopping trip, Butler comes home to discover that something incredibly strange is going on at Fowl Manor. And he's not going to like it.

Bronze Acorn winner for Criminality's May-June 2004 challenge: "Write a 500-word fic involving Artemis and Tight Leather Pants. Include the words 'lint' and 'Lindt'."

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